Monday, April 28, 2008

Still Not Beyoncé...

All right, I have more to say about the last post. Anyone who’s watched the preliminary rounds of American Idol knows the “follow your dream” claim is bogus. Most of the head cases Fox trots out for worldwide humiliation are not going to make it in the music business. They can follow their dreams all they want, but they’ll still be singing off-key and possibly suffering from syndromes described in the DSM-IV*. Besides, if everyone’s dreams came true, Major League Baseball would need a lot more expansion teams, and who would want that besides ESPN?
* Fine, I’ll tell you: The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders

3 comments:

ZCS said...

Beyonce's got nothin' on you, Janie, particularly when you do your Mick impersonation.

Anonymous said...

Janie
Saw your SCBWI note! Welcome to the blogosphere! I just got here recently, too!
Best wishes
Padma Venkatraman

Jennifer Thermes said...

Hi Jane-- I saw your note on the list, too-- welcome to blogland! (And hi, Padma!)- Jennifer